AI resume roasts

Get roasted.
Get hired.

Upload your resume. Get brutally honest AI feedback that actually lands — plus a shareable roast card for your group chat.

Free roast. No card. Just constructive emotional damage.

Roast level: Savage

Your resume is held together by vibes and bullet points.

01Summary: less 'results-driven,' more actual results.

02Your bullets are working overtime. Make them say something.

03Skills section has 47 tools and zero proof. Bold strategy.

62 / 100 ready to share
Ouch.
But useful.

Not vague career advice. Specific feedback with teeth.

Roasts that hit. Resumes that win.

The flow

Laugh first. Level up next.

01 / Upload

Hand over the evidence.

Drop in your PDF or DOCX. We read the resume, not your browser history.

02 / Roast

Get the funny, painfully accurate truth — and a score worth posting.

Every roast calls out weak framing, buzzword bloat, and missed opportunities without pretending it is a personality test.

03 / Fix

Turn the roast into receipts.

Upgrade when you're ready for rewritten bullets, an improved resume, and templates that earn interviews.

Shareable by design

The card you'll want to send.

A roast that is funnier than a generic AI summary and more useful than a friend saying “looks good!” Share the score. Keep the career glow-up for yourself.

Roast score

62

Unhinged potential

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Free to paid, no weirdness

The roast is free.
The fix is the flex.

Start with the full roast. When you want your resume to stop getting politely ignored, unlock the practical rewrite tools.

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Make the feedback work for you.

  • AI-rewritten summary and bullet points
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  • A clear next-step plan after the roast
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